"Dapper, you say? Sir, you insult me. I can respect your plainly keen eye for the finest bespoke haberdashery and your appreciation of the same. But to imply that my manner of dress is self-consciously beyond that of any proper gentleman is pure effrontery! Do you take me for a preening dandy, Sir? A foppish twit? I am simply attired in a style suitable and fitting to a squid of my social station and I certainly do not have time for your knavery. Good day to you!"

"I said 'good day,' sir!"

This print was done in conjunction with Nevermind Gallery who are selling an alternate green squid on red paper version. You are encouraged to buy both with all haste.